Apart from the usual preparation for CNY, there is one thing us singleton have to prepare. That is to meet with relatives and put with their nonsense. I know family comes first and they are truly important. Yet, there is this sense of annoyance that they hold the power to "kepoh" about everything in ur life. That includes when the hell u are getting married. I never did fancy marriage and I am so fine being single. So, the amount of questioning from my relative are endless. So people! Beware for I have prepared myself the top ten answers when they ask u this question:"When are you getting married?"
1. Havent save enuff money yet. This one works everytime. If they continue to push then proceed with this:"if ur willing to pay then i marry lor."
2. The fengshui guy say i need to wait 3 more years before i can marry.
3. I just broke up. Wah..this one very fast everyone will keep quiet.
4. I just got a girlfriend/boyfriend so it is still too early. Give me some time. Ah, this one ok lar...can stall for another few CNY. A few years later, proceed to statement No. 3.
5. We need to wait for the baby to come out first. This one will scare the shit out of them but good try. For desperate ppl lar.
6. I'm gay. Usually this one shut the whole world up.
7. I found out that my girlfriend is a lesbian or my boyfriend is gay. This one very geng coz they will symphatize with u.
8. My girlfriend/boyfriend is working in oversea. Will come back in 3 years time. Then three years later use statement No. 3.
9. I wanna focus on my career first. Erm, this one ok lar but u cant use it for too long.
And the best excuse of all...
10. Was ur marriage similarly better? I guess it wasnt hor? Then I better dun get married also, u agree?
There u go....few more months to CNY, let's get prepared!
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