The same lame excuses

Have u ever text someone who is like in ur phone list but have not contact for a 100 years. Ok, not that long lar but sometimes u do feel it is indeed that long.

"Hey. How r u?"

"Who are you ah?"

"Tythus."

"Oh. Hi. How r u? Long time no see! I change my phone so I lost all my contact list."

Frustrating right? Its not that I am complaining but what the heck! So I got fed up and here are some example of hideous replies.

Example 1

"Hey!"

"You are?"

"Someone you forgot because you changed your phone and lost my number. THREE TIMES!"

Example 2

"Hey! How are you?"

"Sorry, I lost my phone. May I know who u are?"
"I am the one who gave u the phone u lost."

Example 3

"Hey!"

"Hey! U are?"

"Your mother."

Example 4

"Hey! Remember me?"
"Not really. I lost my phone. Can tell me who u are?"

"Cannot lar. I scared to tell u coz u might fall in love with me all over again."

Example 5

"Hey. Long time no see."

"U are?"
"The person you havent seen for a long time."

Example 6

"Hi. How are you?"
"Good. U are?"
"U forgot who i am?"
"Ya. My phone list got deleted. U are?"

"I was the guy who suppose to pay u back the money I owe u but nvm lar."

Example 7

"Hey hey. Apa khabar?"
"Baik. Siapa ni?"
"Siapa lar."
"huh? Nama saya Siapa Wong."

Got many more other example but these are just suffice. So be creative and let me know wat other things u can suggest.