Thursday, 6 October 2011

The serious case of last minute study

PMR is this week and I believe many PMR students have one thing in mind. Get the fuck over with the exams! I know i know. stress right? Imagine after all the exam is over, u will reap your reward. All the pain would be over, baby! And u will see that tiny light at the end of the tunnel. Of course u have to walk towards it but still, its good to see tunnel and lights, right. I am sure there's one tunnel i love to dig. Opps.. Anyway, last week, i received a call from a distressing parents asking me to teach a pair of Form 3 kids. Of course i further inquire why they need such last minute study. Apparently them were playing the whole 3 years (as if everyone is serious in their studies.) Nonetheless, I took the task to help them, not to score, for it is like me giving birth to a baby(thought physically i look like pregnant for 5 years), but just to help them at least get a pass. A principal pass. Are they that bad?! Yeah.

"So u take this bring over and minus. So -3-5 is how much?"
"-2"
"Har? How come?"
"5 minus 3 and 3 is at the front. it is lesser, so negative."

In silence i shook my head but at the back of my mind i have only these to say,"FUCK U WEI!!!!!"

I told him the whole concept of positive and negative for 20 minutes and he finally got it.

Next, move on to sin cos tan. I wasnt very annoyed, they manage to get it all in. Until one of them asked me this!

"Teacher, all must be in triangle?"
"YEAH! I only showed triangle what?"
"Oh yeah hor...no wonder i only see triangles."

Then the blow came.

"Why must I learn this?"
My respond was epic.

"Coz if u dun, u will end up selling panties and bra in a departmental store to old ladies and grannies for the rest of your life!"

I know, it aint inspiring, but at least he got the message. Studying is important, whether it is last minute or last second. As long as u do it, so cheers to those who finished ur PMR! And for those who are still rushing for ur SPM, work hard. If u dunno how, then u know where to send ur resume to,huh?

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